Rohan, 14, hides his report card under the mattress. His mother finds it. The silent treatment lasts exactly 17 minutes until the father comes home. There is a "Family Meeting." The grandmother intervenes: "It is okay, my son once failed in 9th grade too." The mother glares at the grandmother. The father sighs. Rohan is grounded from the smartphone but allowed to watch the IPL match. Compromise is the currency of the Indian family.

It is during this 15-minute window that gossip is exchanged, advice is forced, and relationships are repaired. No crisis in an Indian family is solved sober (of caffeine). Arguments about property, dowry, or wayward children are all hashed out over a steaming cup of Ginger Chai .