Beach | Party Mummy Transcript [portable]

: To save the group, Libby undergoes an emergency Egyptian-themed makeover. Because she is a descendant of the Queen, her new look fools the mummies into following her orders. The Resolution

(annoyed) Okay, Neutron, once again, you blew it, big time... (She knocks his head.) Hey, Jumblehead, I'm yelling at you. (Snaps her fingers in front of his face.) Pay attention. What are you looking at? Jimmy: (turning her head) The entrance to the lost tomb of the Queen Hazabataslapya. Sheen: You think there's a bathroom in there? Jimmy: (pushing the doors open) We shall now enter the lost tomb and see what has been unseen for 3,000 years. Cindy: Shouldn't we like, call National Geographic or Harvard? Libby: Or Harrison Ford? beach party mummy transcript

“I think I'm down with this new look. I'm going to keep it.” Sheen’s Absurdity : To save the group, Libby undergoes an

Maya: Drinks of the night: the “Salted Sarcophagus” — tequila, grapefruit, a rim of smoked salt — and the “Tidepool Cooler” — cucumber, lime, soda. Mummy approved both. They particularly liked the citrus; we think it reminded them of a shore they once loved. (She knocks his head

Oh, wait, did I say baseball? I meant spray-on-eyebrows.

[laughing] Man. Those Egyptians were a bunch of whack jobs. But just in case they're right, I'd like to be buried with my Ultra Lord collection.